Patrick Ramsey and the "Newest" slut in the school!
Nothing really interesting has happened to me lately... but I'll go with what I've got.
Mashoobie, Aunt Ian, Empress KaeKae, and I are all going to see "wing man" take on Heritage at Reston Skatequest Friday night. It's gonna be kick ass. Go Panthers!I went with Maynard last week, but they lost to Broad Run. I swear that this one family had a kid that had Elephentitus in his feet! It was so funny! This game should be better, Heritage really sucks.
Last Friday was when Empress KaeKae, Palumbo and I decided to make Carlos believe that I had been missing for 3 weeks and that I was having Patrick Ramsey's baby. Here's what happened. We told him that I had "disappeared 3 weeks ago and no one had talked to me since. Then when Carlos finally got ahold of me I told him that I was on my way to Floriday with Maynard to see the game. Palumbo was with us in a three way call, so he started "crying" because he thought I was cheating on him with Maynard. I tried to convince him otherwise but he hung up on us. Then Carlos tried to make everything better by telling me it would be okay, but that I shouldn't turn to drugs to make it better sooner (IE: he started pullin ADS shit on my ass, IT NEVER WORKED FOR ME OR ANYONE ELSE THAT I WAS IN THERE WITH). I told him that he didn't know what it was like, then he started bitching to me about how his brother used to be a coke addict and that he knew exactly what it was like. I hung up on him because he was being an ass. The next day he had talked to Palumbo about how if I said anything happened between me and Maynard that he would let Palumbo know about it. Well, nothing happened with Maynard but Patrick Ramsey is another story. Somehow we got him to believe that I got to party with the Skins after they had won. I told Carlos that Maynard took me to this hotel party that the Skins were having and that I got trashed and slept with Ramsey. Then I convinced him that I was having Ramsey's baby. Carlos told Palumbo, Palumbo called me and we started laughing histerically at how stupid Carlos really is. THE REASON WE DID THIS: Everyone HATES Carlos because he would pretend to be your best friend and then turn around and stab you in the back.
Another story...
This girl at my school who's 15 is dating this guy who's 22. There's this other guy who's 17 (also at my school). WHAT HAPPENED: This girl and this guy have been having problems because their families don't like eachother because he's black and she's Greek. Her family took him to court for statatory rape when they found out they were together. Then a while after that they started fighting again (this time without their parents). So the girl went out to a party, got drunk and had sex with this other guy. (At first he was like "No you have a boyfriend" and she was like" No we broke up". They hadn't broken up, they were just fighting.) She went back to her boyfriend the next day, continued to fight and told him that she had had sex with this other guy. He hit her, she left and a few days later went to another party. ONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED THERE... That's right... she had sex with this other guy again! Then she went back to her boyfriend in an attempt to save their relationship and was like, "I never tried to have sex with this other guy, he came on to me and was trying to rape me" and she said all this other shit. Then her boyfriend got mad and went and found this other guy and beat the crap out of him. So the other guy just got out of the hospital, and her boyfriend is being charged with Assult, Battery, and Attempted Murder.
Ok, so maybe I lied when I said nothing interesting was happening. But you have to admit, those are some really freaky things that happened.
Mashoobie, Aunt Ian, Empress KaeKae, and I are all going to see "wing man" take on Heritage at Reston Skatequest Friday night. It's gonna be kick ass. Go Panthers!I went with Maynard last week, but they lost to Broad Run. I swear that this one family had a kid that had Elephentitus in his feet! It was so funny! This game should be better, Heritage really sucks.
Last Friday was when Empress KaeKae, Palumbo and I decided to make Carlos believe that I had been missing for 3 weeks and that I was having Patrick Ramsey's baby. Here's what happened. We told him that I had "disappeared 3 weeks ago and no one had talked to me since. Then when Carlos finally got ahold of me I told him that I was on my way to Floriday with Maynard to see the game. Palumbo was with us in a three way call, so he started "crying" because he thought I was cheating on him with Maynard. I tried to convince him otherwise but he hung up on us. Then Carlos tried to make everything better by telling me it would be okay, but that I shouldn't turn to drugs to make it better sooner (IE: he started pullin ADS shit on my ass, IT NEVER WORKED FOR ME OR ANYONE ELSE THAT I WAS IN THERE WITH). I told him that he didn't know what it was like, then he started bitching to me about how his brother used to be a coke addict and that he knew exactly what it was like. I hung up on him because he was being an ass. The next day he had talked to Palumbo about how if I said anything happened between me and Maynard that he would let Palumbo know about it. Well, nothing happened with Maynard but Patrick Ramsey is another story. Somehow we got him to believe that I got to party with the Skins after they had won. I told Carlos that Maynard took me to this hotel party that the Skins were having and that I got trashed and slept with Ramsey. Then I convinced him that I was having Ramsey's baby. Carlos told Palumbo, Palumbo called me and we started laughing histerically at how stupid Carlos really is. THE REASON WE DID THIS: Everyone HATES Carlos because he would pretend to be your best friend and then turn around and stab you in the back.
Another story...
This girl at my school who's 15 is dating this guy who's 22. There's this other guy who's 17 (also at my school). WHAT HAPPENED: This girl and this guy have been having problems because their families don't like eachother because he's black and she's Greek. Her family took him to court for statatory rape when they found out they were together. Then a while after that they started fighting again (this time without their parents). So the girl went out to a party, got drunk and had sex with this other guy. (At first he was like "No you have a boyfriend" and she was like" No we broke up". They hadn't broken up, they were just fighting.) She went back to her boyfriend the next day, continued to fight and told him that she had had sex with this other guy. He hit her, she left and a few days later went to another party. ONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED THERE... That's right... she had sex with this other guy again! Then she went back to her boyfriend in an attempt to save their relationship and was like, "I never tried to have sex with this other guy, he came on to me and was trying to rape me" and she said all this other shit. Then her boyfriend got mad and went and found this other guy and beat the crap out of him. So the other guy just got out of the hospital, and her boyfriend is being charged with Assult, Battery, and Attempted Murder.
Ok, so maybe I lied when I said nothing interesting was happening. But you have to admit, those are some really freaky things that happened.
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